The Brand New ‘SEC On ABC’ Theme Song Has Dropped And I Hate It
Image: Bailey Zimmerman Facebook
By Cody McClure
The photo above encapsulates everything I hate about today’s world of “country music.”
When I see the photo of singer Bailey Zimmerman, I feel anger.
I don’t know what angers me more — the flat bill, the necklace, the holes in the jeans, the jeans tucked into the shoes, the hair, the truck…
I take that back. It’s the truck. That’s what I hate the most.
And yeah, I’m just some fat writer in his mom’s basement (I’m not in my mom’s basement. I’m in an office).
I’m no expert on style. But I hate this aesthetic. Genuinely. I hate it so much.
Perhaps I am just a hater and this guy is really talented. I doubt it but maybe he is.
Perhaps I’m not meant to understand it. Just an old dinosaur at this point. Shoutout Hank Jr.
Sorry to vent. I just need it to be known that I hate this guy for no reason other than how he looks.
Anyway, he’s the new guy on the “SEC on ABC” song along with Luke Combs.
The song is called “Backup Plan.” My plan will be to mute the TV when it comes on. My backup plan if the volume won’t go down will be to jump off a bridge.
It’s awful. Check it out: